I’m not a reporter at all but I have to say that I love it when I’m EXACTLY the bitch that idiot politicians thought I was going to be ha ha.

Le Petite Prince. My fav philosophy classic.

Wuthering Heights. Romantic. Scary. Insane. Beautiful.

Just finished reading Jane Eyre. And I loved it! Cannot recommend it enough, it was a wonderful read that made me laugh out loud on the train several times.

Here’s the one from Wendy Liebman. It’s pretty blatant.

White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

Yup, if this was my kiddo I would be on every news outlet that would have me, reading this bitch to filth. Demanding a public apology. Jesus fucking christ, this is literally awful.

I just cannot imagine dating anyone who for years joked that they were going to marry me, only they weren’t really joking, without actually knowing me.

Or, she worked her way into a bearding contract...

“yourq [sic] amazing”

My sister says her daughter isn’t gonna have sex until she’s 30... My sister is an idiot.

Stop indoctrinating the childrens. If you teach them about sex then they’ll want sex. They might also know then that what the pastor is doing to them is a no no.

I came to Broad City for Lincoln, I stayed for Ilana passing out in a bathroom and having Abbi take care of her over skype.

I got it from Trailer Park Boys. Watch that show enough, and you start using Rickyisms like “worst case Ontario” left and right.

Because if we pretend teenagers don’t have sex, they won’t right? Fucking insanity in this country. Everyone deserves to know about their sexual health. Stop putting our kids at risk prudish parents. They’re gonna fuck. Let them get the information they need to reduce their risks of pregnancy and stds. God DAMMIT!!…

Ditto - that bit he does about buying all that apple juice on sale and the old racist guy is hilarious. It really is bizarre though that there’d been all that talk for years and then just suddenly HB said something and everyone was suddenly all, “Oh yeah....ABOUT THAT.”

Lincoln appreciation GIF thread?

To echo an earlier commenter, it's cruel and unnecessary to mock this kid for writing a song for his brother.