Today's toonie tuesday will be consumed in his honour.

Agreed. I'm 24 and I have a coworker who just turned 18 and is like a little sister to me. I love the shit out of her, but she is definitely still a child in a lot of ways. If a guy my age or older even looked at her, I would break his fucking fingers. Grown ass adults should not be fucking teenagers. I don't…

He's 25 and she's 17? Grrrross.

My boyfriend's mum thinks she's allergic to milk but not cream....... -_-

I'm also 5'9" but I have a really long torso and pretty short legs so yeah if I were way richer and just a little bit crazier I would totally do this to add a couple inches to my legs.

Preeeeeach. I have always hated milk. When I was a kid my mum basically had to force me to drink it. Now my stance is firmly that milk is just a condiment for things like coffee and cereal. It makes my skin crawl to see someone just drink a glass of milk. Barf me to death.

eeeeeeuuuughhhhhhh whyyyyy barf me to death

This woman kind of seems like she's never had sex with a human.

Oh god does that happen in these stupid ass books? That's the most vomitrocious thing I've heard in a while... I only made it about thirty pages in because I hated the main character immensely.

I don't think I was even awake for fifteen hours a day when I was in high school... or now, really.

hey some of us just sweat a lot ok it's not weird my doctor said so

My mum is single and loves Irish men, so if he's ever in Canada I'll make it happen.

I deactivated my Facebook about a year ago because I lost interest in publicly posting stuff about my life and I kind of just prefer to talk on the phone, text or email anyone specific I want to talk to. I also realized that Facebook was kind of making me hate everyone I knew and I just kept deleting friends and…

Right? I don't understand who keeps telling women with big thighs that wide leg pants are the way to go. High waisted skinny pants are way more flattering for the thunderthigh.

I'm pretty sure those pants would make me look like I weigh about 100 pounds more than I actually do...

My mum used to subscribe to More but she stopped because she felt frustrated and like alienated by how expensive all the clothes and makeup and everything they featured was.

Thanks! I was just about to whine about that.

Honestly as a Canadian, I think it feels like living upstairs from a really unstable neighbour who like kinda creeps you out but he lets you use his internet so you try to be chill about all his weirdness. But there are always crazy noises and weird smells coming from downstairs and we're just sitting up here every…

I think safety training should be mandatory and that you should have to pass a test to get a licence if you want to own a gun at all. It should be like driving a car. You can't just assume that people know how to safely own a gun, you have to make sure of it.

This makes me so sad and so, so angry. That poor little innocent angel and her poor family. My niece was almost named Aiyana so this story creeps me out even more. I hope this guy gets cancer.