For real though, she should name him something chocolate themed because he's a brown dog and her whole junk food thing. Kit-Kat or Snickers or something would be a legit cute name for a dog. I love it when dogs are named after food though. I plan on getting a golden retriever and naming him Butterball someday.

Have they accused the short Kardashian's husband of cheating on her with every single one of her sisters at this point? Or is the one too young yet?

It honestly just makes me laugh when people are stupid enough to confuse or equate Islam/Muslim with terrorists. Like really? You think all or even a statistically significant percentage of Muslims are terrorists? Do you know how many Muslim people there are in the world? Literally like a billion. If all Muslims were…

I would be mad just for being woken up in the middle of the night. I don't give a shit when or how much my boyfriend masturbates, but he could at least be considerate enough to take that shit to the bathroom.

I love this clue. I love that they called her a "hip hopper." Love it.

This woman sounds fucking insufferable.

Go shit in your hand, ya fucking idiot.

I do believe that he has two dicks- one in his pants and the other in his personality.

Also I'm pretty sure those strains already exist. I mean I don't know for sure, because even when I was a 1200 calorie a day, 136 lb "health" freak, I would never actually look for them. I would just munch out on vegetables or something. I'm so glad I am chubby and don't give a shit now tho.

Jess is one of those names for me. I know so many cunty women who go by Jess. Those who go by Jessica are, in my experience, never as bad. I used to be friends with this girl named Jessica who HATED being called Jess because "girls named Jess are always bitches".

You're ashamed of your butthole and now your dog can be toooooooo!!

I'm actually pretty surprised learn that I have so many favourite books in common with Kelly Clarkson.

This guy in a BMW SUV tailgated me all the way home on a gravel road the other night. He also didn't turn his brights off the whole time, and since I drive a little car and he was in an SUV, they were just shining directly into my rear view mirror and blinding me. The worst thing about this is that I live in a tiny…

Jesus would think you're an asshole, buddy.

Maybe this is just the Canadian in me talking, but -2 is not very cold.

Ugh I thought this was going to be about how they didn't give you the cervix dilating medication before the procedure because they forgot you'd never had a baby or whatever. That has happened to a few girls I know. Like they didn't give these girls the medication and just tried to force it into their uteruses through…

If the show was cancelled though the venue would probably get sued.

Apparently kijiji (like the Canadian version of craigslist) in Ontario has just been swamped with people trying to sell their tickets at a huge loss. And to anyone asking why the event wasn't cancelled, it's most likely due the fact that Bill Cosby could then sue the venue which, in addition to having to refund…

Same. Literally the only way I would have a wedding is if the dress was contaminated with Ebola.

My mum LOVES that stuff. She would probably die of happiness if they used her high school picture.