You damn kids and your slang!

I thought they somehow came out of the boob when I was little. I think it was because I understood what breast feeding was so I associated boobs with the entire process if childbirth. I guess. I think this when I was really young so I don't think I even considered how the baby got in there in the first place.

That was literally my first thought also. Anyone looking for a girlfriend on craigslist is probably a murderer.

I don't understand why he's so specific when the girl is going to end up in pieces under his floorboards anyway.

Well as long as we're nit picking...

"you're own standards"

I really thought he was going to do it to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree. It would have worked perfectly.

Act your damn age and take that fuckin dead muskrat off your head, idiot.

Shake a paw is like the most annoying thing you could teach a dog. We had a golden retriever when I was a kid who would sit under the table while we ate supper and would just claw the shit out of everyone's legs to try and get food.

Sitting here in Canada like what the fuck are you idiots doing down there?

When my sister was sixteen she decided that my parents should get her a red vw beetle for Christmas (even though we were pretty poor so she was obviously being super unrealistic). So for a few weeks before Christmas my dad dropped hints to trick her into thinking he actually got her a car and then on Christmas morning…

"Don't Shoot" by the Game featuring like ten other fairly big names in rap was a pretty legit protest song, no?

Barack Obama on that presidential tint level shade.

Wait wasn't this an episode of Veronica Mars?

I was thinking they should totally get married just for the visual comedy of their size difference. She could have some kind of diamond encrusted step stool made up for the wedding so she could be as tall as him. Taller, even, because in my mind she will definitely be wearing a huge ass crown at her wedding.

I've done a lot of backcountry hiking in northern Saskatchewan and

This is the most upsetting thing you've ever posted on this site.

Are you a wizard? That's fast as fuck.

Yeah, I'm 24 and all I can think is how dumb these kids all look, but then I remember that they're all OLDER than me.

I am half Native and it makes me want to fuckin shake a bitch whenever I see some dumb white girl dressed up as an "Indian princess".