I think this was maybe just in Canada, but there were garlic Caesar salad ones that were honestly the most delicious chips I've ever eaten. All of the other flavours were weird and I don't remember which one won, but I've never seen any of them since last summer.

I'm glad I've never had I roommate because I would hate it and I would be an awful roommate. I used to live in the basement suite of my dad's house but he eventually suggested that I find somewhere else to live. I'm pretty sure I was the worst tenant.

I wish I was rich enough to buy those and fancy enough to have places to wear them.

The crop top and high waist pencil skirt outfit is fucking flawless.

When I first heard of this show, I thought it was a sexologist and these other supposed experts helping people about to enter a tradition arranged marriage, and I thought it would be really cool and interesting, but this sounds fucking stupid.

"The man she dated for four years and has called a father figure phoned the San Diego native several times."

I did hair and make up for my high schools productions of Cats and I hated every single second of it except for that song.

Unless you're taller than like 5'6", in which case you should just go fuck yourself.

I work at a kennel so this is one of the most horrible, upsetting nightmare scenarios I can imagine. I can't believe anyone could have let this happen, let alone come up with a stupid, terrible lie about it. Those poor babies and their poor families.

I don't understand what's so bad about saying you wish you were dead. That's just how some people's minds work. When I saw that interview I was like "yeah me too, Lana del Rey."

Hufflepuffs are loyal and just and always do the right thing. All of the Hufflepuffs stayed for the Battle of Hogwarts! None of the other houses can say that. Hufflepuffs are the most honourable. I am way too passionate about this.

Everyone is wrong because Hufflepuff is the best house. Hufflepuff for life.

I think everyone should know how to protect themselves physically. My dad taught me, my brother, and my sister how to fight when we were kids. I grew up in a pretty rough neighbourhood and knowing how to knock a knife out of someone's hand and punch them out is a skill I've had to use a few times. I hate violence, but…

I'ma just stick with the knife in my purse.

Finally, Billy Elliot will be mine!

Honestly, I've always wanted Kesha to play Dolly Parton. Just give her a padded bra and she's golden. Scarlett Johansson is too boring to play Dolly.

I always use scrunchies instead of regular hair ties. This is probably the only thing I have in common with Hilary Clinton.

Not a lot of things make me more sad than a morbidly obese child. :(

Ooh, pretty. I wish you could see the whole skirt though.

I would get my nose and boobs done in a heartbeat if I could afford it. Also Botox on the wrinkle in between my eyebrows because it makes me look angry all the time and I'm not an angry person.