"Village idiot type bitch" is gonna be my new go to insult.

Julia Roberts' reaction was fucking hilarious also. It's my dream for one of my mean tweets to be featured on this someday. Celebrities Read Mean Tweets is my fucking favourite.

Why are the beanbag chairs such a selling point for this? Beanbag chairs are second only to bar stools as far as uncomfortable seating goes.

A kid I went to elementary school with got permanent brain damage from wiping out while skateboarding holding onto the bumper of a truck. That shit's dangerous.

I wipe out pretty much every day. Some people are just clumsy. Put me in a long ass dress and some high heels, I'd be all over the place.

Clumsy girls 4eva. I usually have at least one embarrassing wipe out a day. I just try to laugh at myself because most embarrassing are objectively hilarious. For instance, I tripped down a small flight of stairs while typing this. Smooth.

Baaaarf. I'm so glad prom has never been a thing where I live.

Rihanna is flawless.

On one hand, I agree with you, but on the other hand, this is hella funny.

CUMCAKES.

Umm Kate Upton is a babe; y'all just jealous. Like are we really going to post pictures of her ass and talk shit about her body? Fuck off with that shit.

I always wake up early, hit the bong, smoke a cigarette, drink a shit load of coffee, watch one episode of tv, then take my dog for a walk before work. Probably not the healthiest morning routine, but it makes me happy so whatever

Everyone in Saskatchewan wants to move to BC. I bet if they polled people here, like 75% of people would say they want to get the fuck out of here.

If they meant it to mean like "hey please avoid sexually assaulting people", they worded it kinda awkwardly. I read it as "ladies, you can totally avoid getting raped!"

That's not a prank; that's just assholery. I don't remember anyone doing senior pranks at my high school, but at one of the schools in my city the seniors would always paint a crosswalk from the school to the convenience store across the street. Senior skip day was also a pretty big thing in my city.

We don't really do prom where I live, so this is all the more confusing to me.

People always have trouble pronouncing my name, which drives me crazy because it's pretty simple. People usually can't pronounce my last name, but it's long and Dutch so that's slightly more understandable.

So does it have more caffeine than a regular chai latte? Because sign me up. Also can you get it Canada?

This shit honestly makes me cry. I can't even with white people right now.

Can we please just NOT with using OCD as an insult?