Those are hideous and they don't even look comfortable at all. Also I feel like when I go to hell, one of my punishments will be to wear high heels for 1000 years. I hate high heels that much.

TWERKING IS NOT A CRIME. I want that on a t shirt.

This is amazing. New Orleans funerals are the best. I've always wanted my funeral to creep people out as much as possible. I'm totally doing this. I love it. I just found out one of my coworkers is a taxidermist on the side so now I have so many creepy/awesome funeral ideas.

Kids are damn obsessed with this shit. I swear my best friend's two and a half year old daughter has watched it like 50 times.I had my hair (which is purplish pink btw) in a braid the other day and she asked me if I was Elsa.

I'm the youngest of three. Yet another reason I was doomed from the very start.

I don't understand how or why people text and stuff like that when they drive. I can barely even concentrate on smoking a cigarette or taking a sip of coffee when I drive.

This looks like what would happen if someone gave me a grenade. I cannot throw.

Right?! That's so much to ask of people.

Potentially, if it's necessary. But you can't lift anything for a super long time and that baby's only gonna get heavier.

I dropped out of university and now I work at a dog boarding kennel, and it's actually my dream job. I get paid to play with dogs all day. People need to readjust their dreams.

Whyyyy do celebrities feel the need to write parenting books? Also did she for realiously reference Dr. Oz as a source?

I will never understand why these conservative dudes care so much about what other (consenting adult) dudes put in their butts.

That's hilarious. I remember getting stuck in a ball pit at a sweet bowling alley/arcade place when I was little and freaking the fuck out until my very embarrassed mum rescued me. I feel like if I went in a ball pit as an adult, I would probably still struggle to get out.

This is sweet. Also Tom Daley is such a babe.

He used to be a little boy and now he's a teenager with hormones and boners and hair on his legs and it's just so weird.

Where I live, guys are all about the big jacked up trucks. Like unless you actually use your big truck to haul stuff or drive through rough terrain or any kind of legit reason to have a truck, it makes you look like a douche. No one is impressed by your brand new, fully loaded, jacked up F-350 that you use to drive…

I wasn't trying to say he should be ashamed of himself or that he's a gross pervo rapist. I just meant it's awkward as fuck to be on the couch with a 15 year old family member, watching an intense sex scene, knowing he has a boner. I bet he was fucking uncomfortable too. Puberty is awkward.

I know he couldn't help it and I don't think he's a perv or anything. I get how teenage boys work. It's just terribly uncomfortable to sit on a couch with my husband's little brother knowing he has a boner.

I know. The older he gets, the more horrifying it is to be around him.

Yeah I'm pretty sure it was a boner issue. I'm pretty sure most teenaged boys only watch that show because it's basically just porn.