I believe each level can still only have one exit.

You clearly did not really edit this post. You’re misleading everyone... just like Gwyneth Paltrow! Can’t believe the sorts of misinformation I see on the internet these days.

I can’t tell if Bloomberg wants to buy the office or if he’s just a man with a very expensive humiliation fetish.

Yes, but you’re TALKING about it, aren’t you? Any attention is good attention.

Heck, one of the steam trading cards spoils this (Great job guys)

My aunt and uncle got me a handheld LCD ‘Goosebumps’ game one Christmas. Well meaning, but there’s no way they could have known the game would automatically turn itself on whenever lightning struck close the house and nearly give me a heart attack when the synthesized speech blared ‘THIS GHOULD IS TOO COOL FOR YOU.’ I…

The president of the United States of America slinging personal insults in public like a schoolchild is what finally convinced me that social media was the worst thing invented this millennium so far. But you could really put that at the top of the list every year since 2016/17.

As a furry I can say with 100% confidence that the cats in Cats do not appeal to any furry anywhere. They’ve created anthropomorphic animals that literally appeal to nobody. Abso-fucking-lutely incredible. Even Sherman, or was it Peabody? Who’s the dog? Anyway the dog from that Peabody and Sherman movie apparently…

I’m willing to give this a shot, it can’t be worse than the existing “Playground Games”. I wanted to chew my fingers off the one time I tried that.

When I was a kid, I actually liked the Playmobil cars because they had a really nice weight to them and the wheels were real rubber. You could also pop a lot of the parts off, so you could stage elaborate crashes off any sloped surfaces you had handy and watch the included family go flying out.

I once had my spotify account hacked (I guess using a password I re-used that had been leaked counts as hacking,) and the person who accessed the account did nothing but delete all my playlists and create one that was just a single Justin Timberlake album. To this day, I have no idea what that person was thinking.

I live in Atlantic Canada, and my wife and I once saw one of those trucks in a parking lot with an eagle shredding an american flag, you know the ones. I guess flag code doesn’t apply to dumb animals. Anyway, we tried to figure out what the Canadian version of that would look like and decided it’d be the same thing…

Really, PS1 was the PERFECT environment for JRPGs. It was when the visuals were good enough to tell an epic story but not so good that it cost a billion dollars to make the damn games. Similarly for the PS2. There’s a reason they started dying off when the PS3 came out.

This is definitely my most vivid memory. Flipping it upside down so I could play the Gran Turismo demo from Blockbuster. When GT finally came out I just bought a new PS1 because that game was incredible.

In short, it’s a lengthy public advertisement for various brands sponsored by the department story Macy’s. US Americans from all over the country love gathering round hoping they see some carnage when a float crashes. It’s essentially NASCAR but slower.

I’ve played every generation of Pokemon, and let me tell you, it does not make any more sense to me than it did when I started.

They should bring Big Cat back but ditch the clowns. How about a horde of smaller cats instead?

Stuck in a tiny, filthy room, given immersive video games to distract from the fact that they live only to be exploited and discarded when no longer useful. I’m glad to see cows can finally have the standard of living of New York office workers.

Eating Papa Johns once is torture so I can’t imagine doing it 40 times in any capacity, unless someone was threatening my family. Maybe that’s Papa John’s new business plan whenever he retakes his company from the usurper king.

The most surprising thing about this to me is that America’s Funniest Home Videos was still airing in the year of our Lord, 2016, and is possibly still on the air.