I might be stupid, but at least I’m doing my job today instead of living off foreign money and shitting in buckets.

All you need to know about the Canadian protests is all the US flags flying around. Could you guys please take back your lunatics? I know you don’t want them but we don’t either.

I still think Gran Turismo 4 is the peak of the series, and is probably the racing game I’ve played more than any other. Oh, to have the sort of free time a single university student has again...

Now here’s a plan... Buy up all the copies of Sneak King, then convince all the NFT bros that it’s a valuable investment vehicle and sell your thousands of copies to them. Profit! Maybe you could slide some ugly faux street art into the CD sleeve to sweeten the deal.

Actually Forza Horizon is the sequel to Carmageddon.

Give Mrs. Scoby Lunchbox some slack, a man murdered her mother and then imprisoned her against her will. That’ll fuck anybody up.

I can already see it... Hacked accounts DMing you with stuff like ‘Please I’m in an Ecuadorian prison and need bitcoins to pay my bail... Please send me 0.14159 bit coins my friend. Its easy just follow the detailed instructions I have provided’

Maybe I’m missing something, but how do they make money with this? Do you have to pay to play it or something? Do they mine bitcoins for themselves while you play Mario? What?

Oh yeah? Well I managed to buy a house without eating every single meal at Six Flags every day for years. Your move, Dylan.

I mostly remember spending hours trying to figure out how to fly the dodo. It turns out, if you hold up while you’re going down the runway, it breaks the physics somehow and lets you fly it like a real plane. Seeing the city from above was so cool at the time. Kids today don’t know how good they have it, with all…

I am sometimes tempted by the siren’s song of on-sale President’s Choice coffee. Every time, I wind up having to cut it with real coffee just so it’s not a complete waste of money.

Forza Horizon 4 had a similar issue. You’d run their little slot machine and almost get a Ferrari, but it’d click to the next item and you’d wind up with a pair or shorts or a hat or something. At some point it just feels like an insult.

At first I thought it was kind of silly people were so nostalgic for specific chemical combinations in snack foods, but to be honest, I would give anything to get starburst fruit twists back. They’re like Twizzlers if Twizzlers tasted good. The Twizzler rainbow candies aren’t even close to being as delicious

I guess it’s the coast guard’s job to rescue people doing stupid shit, but maybe they should institute a 3-strikes policy on this stuff. Third time you’re own your own, partner.

I’ve seen a lot of canine agility and my guess is, a bitch in heat peed in that tunnel. That’ll stop even the goodest boy dead in his tracks.

My favourite Cities: Skylines booboo was when I dammed up a river, but didn’t think about what would happen to all the city wastewater when the former river it was dumping in became a reservoir. Tens of thousands of people died when they couldn’t stop sucking down their disgusting, sewage-tainted drinking water.…

I remember buying this, playing it a couple of times, and trading it in for GT3 when that came out. It sort of feels like your car has banana peels for tires, if I remember correctly.

What sort of unfinished business would keep a dog’s ghost on this mortal plane. Was it hoping to outlive an annoying squirrel? Did it want to be buried with its favourite squeaky toy? The mind boggles.

You can’t hit the level cap in WoW by making pies, but you can by picking flowers, and that’s marginally more entertaining.

I’m glad I live in a free country like Canada, where I can break wind with no consequences. We should really take some time to appreciate the rights we’ve got. If I could be fined for farting in public I would be a very poor and bloated man.