Forza Horizon is a prequel to Mad Max.

Not having an account at all costs nothing!

I had a really rough period where everything was going wrong with school, work, family, and relationships, so when video games failed to give me something to feel successful about, there went another Xbox 360 controller.

Thrown a controller? No. But my video game rage story is much worse and more embarrassing.

When I was 12, I begged my parents for an SN ProgramPad for SNES that would let you record commands for games like Street Fighter, making it so you only have to press one button do do complex moves like dragon punches or the spinning pile-driver. My mom had to drive 2 hours to a toystore in the city that had it. She’s …

I threw my wavebird at my gamecube after failing in f-zero gx hard enough for the lid to crack open and the disc to fly out.

The last time I really tossed a controller was while playing NFL Blitz 2000 on Dreamcast. After a dominating lead in the first half, the rubber band AI forced and recovered about six fumbles in consecutive possessions. After the last one was ran back for a touchdown and cemented an insurmountable lead, I fired the…

I once ‘twisted’ (I can’t think of any other way to put it) my Xbox 360 controller and broke it pretty much in half after getting annihilated by friends in a free-for-all Slayer match in Halo 3. It was on a forge map that I’d made. I’ve never felt rage like it.

It’s just a hoverFiero with a body kit.

I recently loaded up Forza Horizon 4 for the first time on my Series X the other day, just to check it out, and felt the same way about that game’s menus. 90% of the time I have no idea what any of the menu items mean.  There seem to be 10 tabs in the menu, each with various sized and shaped menu items.  It’s very…

Yeah, I’d definitely chalk it up to that, too. The whole narrative of Dark Souls is written in a way to emphasize that the player character is thrown into this mess with no real understanding of what’s happening, so I wouldn’t doubt that the PC has no idea about any of the info found in the flavor text.

“I’m not seeing any safety markings around the edge of this transdimensional ‘portal’ of yours.  Gonna have to shut it down.”

Why, for 54 years I’ve put up with them now!
I must stop these Grinch adaptations from coming! But how?

Trevor was a reprehensible dipshit but I guess that was the point.

And it is okay to be wrong.

The most iconic song in the series is “Superman”. What is Superman? An alien being. What genre is the song? Ska. One letter away from “sky”. Where are UFOs often seen? In the sky. Also often seen in the sky? Hawks. Also also seen in the sky? The skaters in the THPS franchise, one of whom is himself a Hawk. It all…

In 2001 I was 11 years old. And all I wanted was a Gamecube.

2001. Bubsy 3D. I will never forget making myself play it in front of my parents and pretend to have a good time.

I don’t like that you made me do this, to be clear.

The six stages of PS1 ownership as i remember it.