I think I have a similar problem to Lisa. Any game that has a character creator will see me start and delete at least a dozen characters before I finally get one that’s “just right.” This includes deleting characters with hundreds of hours of play time in MMOs because I decide I don’t like their name or something, and…
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Closest I ever came was fighting the convicts in their stupid humvee in Dead Rising. The game’s shitty controls make it feel like wrestling a bear with both hands tied behind your back. And guess what? They respawn! Really made me never want to pick up the game ever again... And I didn’t.
Screw the taxi, where can I buy that hovering Lamborghini?
What’s worse is, sometimes they reorganize the menus for updates so even when you learn how the stupid thing works, it might change on you with no warning. It’s been a while since I played, but I remember one button went from being a prominent, large icon to a tiny one tucked away at the corner of the screen where it…
Dark Souls was the first place my mind went too. A good way to tell a story in a game with minimal exposition.
Considering the quality of the newer V and VI ports maybe it’s for the best.
I always wondered why Square couldn’t re-render the scenes from FFVII at modern resolutions for the re-releases. My guess is a combination of ‘you’ll buy it anyway’ and ‘we threw away the source files.’ This looks incredible, maybe it’s time to replay FFVII...
Shame they canceled the planned HL1 expansion, Stacked Odds, that would have had you playing as Gus and turning back the alien invasion with nothing but your forklift and clipboard of OSHA safety rules. But the physics just weren’t there until HL2 and by then... everyone had forgotten about ol’ Gus.
This is just like when they renamed Uranus to Urectum.
It appears to also be the exhaust pipe. Yeow, hope you got a thick sweater under your lederhosen, Luigi.
It’s the season of giving (A potentially fatal and highly infectious respiratory disease,) after all.
Yeah, watching other peoples’ failures get dunked on is the only thing that makes me feel better about my miserable excuse for a life and artistic failings, don’t take that away from me!
Still waiting for Geoff Olson, the original Catturd, to weigh in on this. Considering they created their account then immediately forgot about it 10 years ago, I might be waiting awhile, but I still trust them more.
The administration could save a lot of time and money by just giving their crooked cronies the cash and not bothering to half-assedly build anything in the desert. Is anyone going to go out and check? Maybe take a few pictures of guys in hard hats digging holes in the ground or something. You don’t even have to go…
Trevor is the only GTA protagonist in the new generation who realizes he lives in an ultra-violent murder simulator and loves it. He’s probably the most immoral person in a universe of extremely immoral people and that’s exactly who we should be playing as in GTA.
When I was a kid there was a joke that Capcom couldn’t count to 3, and I guess they still can’t.
3DS... DS... PS4... Jesus, what does it take to impress you people?
The game really should have just been about Trevor, because the other two protags were so boring I can barely remember their names.
I don’t think he wanted to prove anything, I think he just wanted to build his weird rocket and found an angle he could use to get it funded. I mean, you could board an airliner and get way higher than the rocket he built was going to go (3000 ft.)