This should be a laugh riot. Unless you live in the UK, I guess. At least you’ll get to experience what US-Americans have been dealing with.

Get off my case, I clean the inside of my car every time my parents visit. Once a year, whether it needs it or not.

One of the things I like about MMOs is I can at least see other plays grinding their precious lives away just like I am. Plus there are always other people to gripe to about whatever bullshit item you’re trying to get to drop.

Reading this whilst drinking my morning coffee was a bad idea. I can smell the Axe from here and it’s making me nauseated.

I think I cut myself on SOMETHING every time I build a PC. At the place I used to work we called it the “blood sacrifice.”

Mmm, I can smell the beetle eye pie already.

Wow, no automated bidet? Automatic CP.

Entergaging sounds like what I’m going to be doing over the toilet after eating food delivered 2 hours late because the subway was delayed.

You think this is bad, I paid $80 for Red Dead Redemption 2 and all I got was a flat plastic disc.

As a kid I was just absolutely pants-shittingly terrified of these giant moving gun things from an obscure NES game called Solar Jet Man. Why? I don’t even know. I couldn’t play past the first level because just knowing these things were in the same stage as me sent my finger for the reset button.

Pretty much, yeah.

I’ve been playing Final Fantasy XV while my SO watches and we’re in constant conflict because I like murdering monsters and driving off cliffs and she prefers fishing. Sometimes you just have to split your time, I suppose.

Google “Loss.jpg” and then regret that you have to live with this knowledge from now on.

I got more stars than them, so I win. Yeah baby!

The only wealth transfer around global warming is to oil companies denying it. The fuck starred this garbage?

The first time I ever drove a car was during the final exam of my high school driver’s ed class. At one point I managed to reduce the instructor to a cursing nervous wreck because he thought I was going to hit a railway signal pole. We wound up going by his house so he could have a drink and calm his nerves. Honestly…

Maybe Trump’s plan all along has been to goose the economy by supporting the overlooked tell-all insider novel industry. Brilliant!

This is pretty bad, but there’s a Dodge Ram that clearly had too close a shave from a snowplow near where I live and every time I see it I want to puke. It’s like looking at a face that’s skinned from the nose down. And then I wonder why an inanimate object makes me feel like that.

This was the first thing I thought when I loaded this article. Any game with a functional scoring system is already better than Big Rigs

Reading anything about Fallout 76 looks like this: