Nice.

Jerking off at Tim Horton’s still isn’t half as nasty and tasteless as the food.

I don’t have a lot of disconcerting health problems, but I do have incredibly terrible balance. I’ve fallen off my bicycle and been hospitalized twice (I decided to quit cycling after I broke both my arms in one accident) and it makes me think I’ve got some vestibular issue that’s going to cause me to take a fatal fall…