Allow me to illustrate using one of many basic demand curve illustrations all over the internet:

Truly a time to kill for Grisham. 

It’s a me, Pedo!

OK, sure. But still, in her prime: Susanna Hoffs.

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?

“Oh, so you give HIM a chance to get back on his feet, huh?”

“Good thing I’ve got no one above me.”

He has better children?

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

I think she was Fawn Liebowitz’s roommate at Emily Dickinson.

He should have said he needed to mullet over.

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

Isn’t that just a Philly cheesesteak with fries in it?

You know reporters aren’t going to get a real answer to this question, especially from Belichick and the Patriots. But by the same token, everybody on the Patriots knows the question is coming, so the stare down is just rude and an attempt to bully.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Funny, that’s the same thing my father-in-law yells when someone says bad things about Trump on Fox News…

How does this guy have a job? That’s not a setup for a joke, either—I legitimately want to know if anyone can explain the answer to that question.* I have to believe that MLB officials have an offseason review process like the NFL, and you’re telling me this guy’s performance reviews are good enough—despite very-well…

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