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I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

My favorite part of the episode was the shout-out to Deadspin during the intro.

Concourse post, comments work!

Jezspin forever

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

I, too, look forward to being able to easily identify the least original people in my social media feeds.

Apropos of almost nothing here, I noticed tonight that Houston Astros can be rearranged as “Out soon: sharts.”

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

“It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day” - Jerry Sandusky

Remember: Yankees hate voids all logic. 

Fuck Thursday Night Football and goddamn everything right now!!!

An Allin who doesn’t cover himself in his own piss and shit while performing? Count me out

The Astros and Yankees are likely better than the Nationals, but so were the Dodgers.  They’ve certainly got good enough starting pitching to win.

This is just fucking gross. Thats really all I can say about it.