Tick To Ports Tupid.

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

Remember when Syracuse was ranked earlier this season? Good times.

As a Jets fan, its moments like this where I am proud to say that I watch my football games on Saturdays.

I cannot now support the Astros and I will not support the Washington Nationals because I loathe the fandom of everyone who will be sitting in the high-priced seats in their stadium over—please, God—the next three games of the Series. Look, I’m from Boston.

“My job is to coach the team.”- Adam Gase

No! Sidney Crosby’s dress is white and gold.

Yes, I really like some roast donkey. One of the smoked meats I sell is donkey meat.

I hope that dude never gets laid again!  That saves another woman from being pregnant only to get dumped for a supermodel.

“We already beat Tennessee yesterday, so why not beat them again today. Roll Tide” - a really really dumb Alabama fan.

The following touchdowns were referred to as moonshots.

So what you’re saying is that there were no Seouls in attendance?

“All I wanted was to have some speed and have fun,” Friedlander says. “Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”

Any job featured on old episodes of Insomniac With Dave Attell.

“Please not Tampa Bay, please not Tampa Bay, please not Tampa Bay.”

I am not wrong here.

(fixed it for you)

Matt, look on the bright side...I’m sure this feels better than being up 28-3 once.

Karma will be reached when Dabo's boss next year will be Dan Snyder.

See NBA! You're doing it wrong! You don't suck up to dictators! You help hook up your best team and set up a bunch of Washington Generals as opponents!