What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

“Actually, I do not recommend she stand by Germán.”
-Tammy Wynette

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

2019 Jets Nightmares, ranked

We all slow down with age.  Sounds like he needs to get more exorcise!

Starter money is reserved for studs like Case Keenum and Ryan Tannehill.

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

Subway has reached out to his agent on his availability.

A friendly reminder that there’s a mobile, talented quarterback who’s sitting at home and could maybe actually help the Panthers keep looking something like a respectable, playoff team, and they’re gonna start Kyle Allen and probably Will Grier before him.

“Newton certainly hasn’t looked like himself.”

Because without the Giants the Patriots would be even more insufferable 

Hopefully he will do a better job handing off to Saquon than Manning.

The Jets Seem Like They’re About Done With Trumaine Johnson The Season

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

Thank goodness we’re rid of weak Obama and his endless Apology Tours and complete abdication of American Sovereignty. It’s awesome to have a Strong, America-First President who is, uh, just waiting to be told how to proceed and whom to attack by another country.

This is a cart fire, you’re thinking of a dumpster fire, easy mistake.

Gronk confidently telling a neuroscientist that CTE can be fixed is strong evidence that Gronk’s CTE has not, in fact, been fixed.