yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

It’s nice that in a world so divided, everyone can still agree that James Dolan is a total fucking waste of space.

The only problem is that he didn’t hit his head on the ground and was killed instantly. 

In the psuedo-professional football system, Manziel based offenses are considered especially heinous.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

I wish the big bullies like Baltimore would stop beating up on plucky upstarts like New York.

“The Yankees are injured. Banged up, nicked up, scratched up, torn up.”

(Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.)

Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.

This whole thing is a shitshow and I hope justice is served.

1) Susan Collins is fucking useless, been saying that for a couple years now.

Anyone who thinks Collins won’t vote for Barrett if her vote is needed to secure confirmation, please give me a call because I have a great business opportunity on a bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to discuss.

The better question is, did the Knicks?

Finally, the Knicks win a trade!

this is amazing. It’s amazing.

Short version: their fans.

It’s basically the Streisand effect here, and it’s wonderful

Maybe if she’d gone to public school she wouldn’t be so fucking stupid

DeVos takes the gold in the “Isn’t That Special” Olympics.