I’m not doing the math, but I hope the answer is 80085.

“Trust me, you’re better off not knowing.”

Ironic that the self-professed evangelical hates poor people and the disabled so much.

Betsy DeVos should have someone remind her once every day that she A) has no talent, skills, or right that give her the office she has, B) everything in her world is based on the achievements of her ancestors and their accumulated wealth, none of it is hers, C) her power comes from the fact that her parents fucked and…

Nice to see some small market teams spending money on homegrown stars.

More like Angelique Gerber, amirite? Get it? Because she’s such a baby... you don’t get it, it’s funny.

I don’t understand why he didn’t wait until June 9th to announce this.

The Mets leaving spring training probably resembles this,

As I read that tweet the sound of a wet fart rang in my ears.

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

“I can make it bigger. But only for, like, 15 seconds.”

This man should be met with eggs everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.

Taylor Hearn has an undefeated street fighting record of 0-1. 

Yeah, technically the Mormon Trail started Nauvoo, IL just across the river from Iowa and Missouri. They were driven out of Independence, MO and Kirtland, OH previously.

But I wanted to highlight Missouri because, y’know, Cardinals fans.

Didn’t these guys get forced out of Missouri because they were such assholes?

When the guy from Boston is dunking on you for being racist, you know you have a problem.

To be fair, if I lived in Utah, I’d be angry too.

As awful as this, at least New Zealanders can take comfort in the fact that tens of millions of their citizens and half their government aren’t going to say in the immediate aftermath that the lives lost are less important than some archaic 200 year old amendment that the gun lobby uses to rake in profits under the…

Sure the Texas Stars’ defenseman shot the puck. But for that puck to go in I bet there was a second shooter.

“Don’t quit on talent,”