Here’s an easy one.

It is mentioning that sex trafficking cases are often overblown by the authorities

She also doesn’t know how facials work.   I bet her husband does though. 

Hmm...

Cadillac Escalade with deeply tinted windows rolls up to a massage parlor in a nondescript Florida strip mall.

Here’s some low-hanging fruit . . .

Can Gronk drive???

He said Kraft was driven to the parlor.

Yeah, I wasn’t going to rip on Kraft too much when I first saw the headline. Sex work is real work even if it pisses off the morality police. If two consenting adults exchange money or goods in return for sex, why should I care?

The article makes the point that many of these women were there against their wills and had no choice at all.

“Yes, yes, I also have a dog of my own!”

Then no charges will be filed against you.

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Go to a massage parlor and you won’t have to.

“Nobody believed in us.”

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

Best schadenfreude ever? Best schadenfreude ever!

But why? Goodell and Brady will suck his dick for free.

And somehow the Patriots will use this as motivation to win another Super Bowl next year.