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Boston radio hosts not being the biggest douchebags in the room? Well, that’s my shocking moment for the day.

Totally missed the opportunity to rearrange the letters into ANAL TIN POT.

Let’s go to the video tape!

And your daughter learning that her mother is (a) possibly the most despised female in the United States and (b) a rampaging cunt who pays for that Mexican meal by exploiting the suffering of Latino Americans - amongst others - is just one of those consequences…

Wednesday: “Yeah Nancy Pelosi is fucking amazing the way she owned Trump last night during the SOTU, on top of how she destroyed him during the shutdown. Thank God she’s on our side.”

Duran’t always get what you want.

UPDATE: Got a great deal on a hotel room through Priceline!

He’s at least three, probably four children.

My wife of 16 years and mother to our three boys is an only child. I’m going to go call her a fraud and a bad leader and report back my findings.

As a white man with not much talent, I am jealous of other white men with not much talent who keep failing upwards.

I personally believe trading Porzingis became an option in 2015 as soon as Dolan realized that he had a potential perennial all star caliber player that could be a valuable building block of a contending team for a decade or more.

Not surprising. Boston fans are known for getting bombed at parades.

Winners

What Time Does The Winners And Losers Of Super Bowl LIII Start?

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

I believe he ‘s petty enough that he wants to win one without Brady just so he can say “SEE? I didn’t need his ass all along.”

“They didn’t believe in you! No one thought you would do it and you proved ALL the haters wrong. He’s too big. He’s too old. His time is up and he’ll never reach as high as he did earlier in his career. And yet, here you are, once again, lighting up the sky. Congrats, big man.”
-Tom Brady, every morning to the sun

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

You tell him!

Super Bowl XOXO