I think they settled on “You can’t tackle him until he becomes a runner,” which is the stupidest rule I’ve ever heard, and that is saying a lot for the NFL.

I also am a fan of your comments, but I feel that creating a burner to commend yourself was unnecessary.

Was the Asian kid you?

https://deadspin.com/report-gabe-kapler-failed-to-report-underage-girls-ass-1832279772

Media were amazed by the team’s work ethic. In the true spirit of Qatar, they’d slave away until they got it right. 

trump and all of his supporters are racist fucking scum. Never fuck a Republican.

to be honest, Bartolo looks pretty good in a Padres uni

Whereas a rando homer signing up for a burner account just to make it clear to everyone that he’s completely missed the joke is extremely original and cool.

Brady: 3-21, 17 yards, 4 INTs. Rams over Pats 62-6.

Recipient of Largest NFL Punishment for on-the-field cheating

*Ahem*

I wish I could rewind/replay and see the different reactions for a dozen different chyrons.

It’s almost like billionaires are a bad thing....

“Can confirm.”

The “individual who created the graphic” should have just blamed the equipment guy.

Somewhere in Boston, an intern is secretly creating a “Known Rapist” chyron for next season. 

Six degrees doesn't count as cold, Rambo?

Fuck that.