No, I really hate their fans. 

I was under the impression that if you self tampered, you’d go blind.

I knew once Deadspin started covering fucking soccer that fencing couldn’t be far behind. 

Stephen Miller is the probably kind of person that gets off on beating up homeless people.

Damn, even Rick Pitino lasted longer.

“I’m not a baseball fan and don’t follow the sport”

Might wanna actually read the article dude.

Thanks Putin!

Excellent. Stone in jail, airports shut down, what’s next? Ecuador gonna evict Assange? Pelosi gonna make another power move? An anonymous IRS employee sends the president’s tax returns to the NYT?

The Knicks’ problems are too many to solve in one comment, but here’s a suggestion for Kanter: Washington has no centers, has a GM who’s dying to get the 8th seed, and there are many, many, many hamberders there.

I prefer to call him an anchor baby.  That really angers Texans.

You guessed it. Frank Stallone.

Weird. Most of today’s self-identified patriots are totally okay with someone taking a shot in the back.

Great. Last time someone on the Jets blew up a Patriots mascot we got 18 fucking years of Tom Brady....

I think it’s shameful that this is how we treat a veteran of the War for Independence.

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

As someone who has looked Roy Halladay dead in the eyes via my young brothers Sports Illustrated For Kids posters I’m 100% confident he wanted to be inducted into the HoF as a member of the Phoenix Coyotes.

he was THE closer

Oh, let it die. WH reporters should have boycotted it as soon as it became clearer that it was just SHS lying and lying and lying. All of the “but if we don’t cover it, somebody might lie about stuff,” B.S. was tired out over a year ago.

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men.