Look, he’s doing everything he can every day to take this country back to the era that made Martin Luther King Jr.’s work necessary, ok?

Deeply kiss your son and father on the lips with that mouth? 

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

My father, an avid football fan and gambler, gave me this advice on his deathbed.

Moderately surprised he didn’t trot out some holocaust survivors to say they were fine with the slogan.

Not every religious person is a nutjob

Read the fuckin’ blog MrSugarPenis

Considering that the road team, Minneapolis Roosevelt High School, has a predominantly black student body and has been staying in the locker room during the national anthem for their previous games, this would seem like more than some good-natured ribbing.

No way is Carson in her 30s. She looks like a RHOOC castoff.

this never happened when UCF were national champs

I hope Vladimir Putin ends the fucking shutdown soon.

“a dumb Stacey Dash”

I work with people with tic disorders. This looks familiar to me. I’m certainly not diagnosing the guy, but maybe take it easy on him. It can be frustrating and embarrassing for people with tics to be in a public space and have difficulty controlling their bodily movements.

Damnit.

If he succeeds, they’ll build a statue of him in front of the stadium.

With Gase at the helm, I can easily see the Jets winning ten or eleven, maybe even twelve games. Over the next three years.

If Stephen Miller and a cat clock spawned a child.

That’s just how he looked when he killed your brother. And he talked JUST. LIKE. THIS!

Everything Parkey has done this season that has been questionable may be the result of one somewhat tragic thing. I don’t think he has any friends.