Fact: that drive is still happening

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.

I look forward to President Snoop. Hopefully he’ll leave a solid legacy for President Dwayne Johnson to build upon and fix the damage left by President Roseanne Barr.

The dozens of Los Angeles fans must be so sad.

At this point Donald Trump could have a TV press announcement to say he’s working with Putin to bring down America and the GOP would just stare at each other and do nothing.

FUCK. THIS. GUY.

Shut the fuck up.

Look at that poor lady beneath her.

Northwestern official: “Zing low, sweet Harriot.”

I’m sure MANY Arizonans are excited for the debut of the Kliff Kingsbury Kardinals. Can’t wait to see the endzone signs.

Miss Misinformation: We meant to call it an alternative fax.

I’m waiting for the day when the header is just a black rectangle.

Lawrence looks like he should play “Pink” Floyd in the “Dazed and Confused” reboot.

I’m reasonably certain that several members of Alabama’s defense realized sometime this week that a dominant performance tonight would have meant that they were going to get picked by Washington in the draft, and this was the quickest way to avoid it.

While many are calling for a lifetime ban, others believe that such a short sentence sets a dangerous precedent.

TV exec texts: “He calls us fake news all the time, but needs access to airwaves… If we give him the time, he’ll deliver a fact-free screed without rebuttal. And if we don’t give him the time, he’ll call every network partisan. So we are damned if we do and damned if we don’t.”

Typical conversation with a Republican in 2019:

No one tipped that kick, Parkey stepped in too close with his plant foot which caused him to swipe across with his kicking leg instead of following straight through towards his target.

I hate that I like the Bears.

He sold that so well: