It’s like a metaphor for what’s happening to the entire country. 

The NFL is such a dangerous sport that even scouts aren’t immune to CTE.

He certainly cannot read the question...

“Bill Simmons has been announced as the next head coach of the New York Jets.”

Insert here the eternal reminder that Tom Coughlin chose Blake Bortles to helm a team with a Super Bowl quality defense over Colin Kaepernick the last two years.

“When I asked about the fault in our stars, Jim, I meant the book.”

And soon, every remaining Skins player will start criticizing the coaching as well, praying they’ll be cut from this hell-hole of a team. 

Very cool of Lewan to pretend to not know who Norman is, after going out of his way to approach him on the field and then identifying him by name and position in the same breath. He really showed him.

Good things said by LeBron on The Shop: NFL owners are douchebags, Hamilton sucks

Anyone who doesn’t vote for Mo deserves to have their voting rights taken away. 

Absurd?  Yes.  Hilarious? Absoooolutely

His initial response, was the correct response.

Addiction is such a terrible demon to battle. Mental health issues, the same. To hell with the football games, I hope that Josh gets his life and his mental health straightened out soon. I feel for him.

Ann Coulter exists in the uncanny valley. She looks too human to be a mannequin, but she doesn’t look nearly human enough to be mistaken for the real thing. She looks like a very talented pastry chef covered a skull with flesh-colored fondant.

The Chinese walls did fuck all to stop anything 

Cardinals...left on their schedule, and the No. 1 seed

There were only 5 Pats fans back then and 3 of them have since died.

Lol, no way. That would require them to also be up against some exciting, highly regarded Rams team with a prolific offense and... ah fuck!

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This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.