He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

They had to attempt the headbutt again after the first one was called back for offsides.

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

They hit the game winner BECAUSE of the penalties, not in spite of them.

he’ll look great in a redskins uniform.  

You’d think with that much money, Betsy could afford a dye job that doesn’t look like it was done at SuperCuts. 

Very dumbly, she kept saying she wanted to talk to Dorsey, who doesn’t work in the building she chained herself to.

An alt-right Jewish woman?

Or.....please go and play hockey in Sweden. 

“FAKE NEWS!!!!! Just because a guy who was my lawyer for 12 years and was known as my fixer and considered my right hand man, it doesn’t mean he had any intimate knowledge of my day to day activities and would be involved in anything illegal which never happened in the first place. WITCH HUNT!!!! NO COLUSION!!!!! LOCK…

I submit to you that all of Kentucky “falls well outside of what would normally be considered the healthy range of sports-based disappointment.”

+1, +1, +1, +1 (wives)

Collins later gave a speech saying that she believes black people who say they’ve been segregated against, but she’s sure that anyone who believes Farr was ever part of such an action is mistaking him for the wrong person.

It’s great that Christian Hackenberg gets to be a second round bust in two leagues. 

That’s my fucking son you’re talking about, bud.

It’s time to rethink LeBron James. I mean, he didn’t even get to play college ball.

Here’s another angle of the attack on our troops...

It took me longer than I’m willing to admit to realize that “Manalied” wasn’t a real word and was a Manafort reference. Manamianidiot.

Ooh ooh now do the part about how the seeds for the tragedy were planted by right-wing politicians who threw support behind a dangerous tyrant hoping to harvest his popularity before finding it was impossible to control the spiraling madness he inspired in his followers!!!!!!

Slightly related: Today Graham said he’d be open to taking a tough stance against Saudi Arabia. And that’s funny! since it’s coming from the same unprincipled asshat who—a year ago—said there would be “Holy Hell to pay” if Sessions were fired, and somehow completely lost that spine (and memory of that threat!) after…