Eaux neaux

When I was 10 my father caught me trying to smoke. As punishment he made me smoke the entire pack. I got sick from it but I never smoked again. My point is, maybe this is Houston’s way of getting Melo to realize he’s washed and to accept playing 10 minutes a night.

“The Vikings’ offense, operated by the independent-thinking coordinator Bob Schnelker, may need some rethinking. How can an offense with wide receiver Anthony Carter and Walker in the same lineup be so ineffective?”

Laura, it seems like you don’t really believe in this 31 year-old middling minor leaguer.

And on the third strike he shall sit down. Again.

Does this mean Chris Christie was at the meeting, or that the meeting took place at a strip joint?

Looking back, I should have been on to him after he offered me Oasis tickets.

What are the odds the president pardons him?

Any Democrat who uses the word “bipartisanship” needs to be politely escorted from the building and cordially asked to never return.

Just woke up a bit ago, haven’t had coffee yet, but I’m already smiling this morning. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

DeSantis was openly a bumbling racist and the majority of Florida said: “Well at least he’s not black!”  

I’m firmly anti-deity, so that Ohio one makes a lot of good sense to me.

I assume this is what a master falconer looks like. Don’t @ me.

New York could use a second team

When you can take this “distinction” in a week that Nathan Peterman started you really done fucked up.

“But even for him, hitting notes of racism, sexism, and homophobia in one short statement is impressive.”

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.

Donny is so scared they are going to lose that he’s actually covered in his own piss this time.

“We’ve got another hit(ler) on our hands!”

That’s definitely not true.