Solid Kinja, Mr. Buck.

What

Joe Buck has 10000% called the cops on a black guy for trying to break into his own house.

Fuck them regardless

Man, fuck Buck and Aikman for not getting the reference.

I’ve been so conditioned by the top image getting redder, that I honestly thought for a second that the video had been altered to lighten his skin.

Nick Mullens has lost the Raiders locker room.

I’ve got Tuesday in the pool for how long until we find out this kid tweeted something offensive in high school.

Just like Derek Carr cried when Erin Andrews sacked him in London.

Seems legit. it’s not like Fox News would ever get behind a television personality with no political experience whatsoever

The Republican party has never met a black woman they weren’t terrified of politically.

“Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”

BUT... BUT... BUT THE LEFTIST MOB AND ANTIFA ARE COMING TO CARAVAN MY TERRORISTS WITH GUNS! THE ONLY WAY I CAN FEEL SAFE AGAIN IS BY GIVING UP A BUNCH OF PRIVACY AND CORE CIVIL LIBERTIES TO OLD WEALTHY WHITE GUYS SO THEY CAN MAKE MORE MONEY!

Don Lemon is the 24 hour news version of reverse Nic Cage.

Commentator 1: You could not have scripted a better ending to this game!

Lock him up.

“We investigated him and found no signs of intelligence anywhere."

I am now picturing Samer pitching this story in the Deadspin Slack, getting zero positive responses, and publishing it anyway

Both chuck toys haphazardly around the field, yet fake-peter man gets thrown in jail while Nate Peterman is starting on Sunday. 

We have a perfectly good flag to honor cops and others who put their lives on the line.