Fox is a direct result of Reagan revoking the Fairness Doctorine and opening the door for right wing hate groups to broadcast their poison under the guise of news. 

Guys, it’s not Patriots fans who suck. It’s people from Massachusetts. 

Shooter McGavin runs for office. 

Even though they’re cute, kittens are just assholes in training. 

“It was a speedster,” Trump explained. But, he added, “One thing we had that was to our advantage: this thing was in and out.”

I went to that Flyers @ Islanders game, but only saw part of it.

I’m not sure anything will top the Heat retiring Michael Jordan’s number even though he was on a rival team that regularly knocked Miami out of the playoffs. 

You’re 85 years old and you’re the 16th richest person in the world.  Just play golf, take naps, and buy handjobs like any sane person would do.  

Are you a woman? I left an abusive relationship and got shit for not being loyal. I also got shit for not leaving sooner. There is no right way to exist.

Democrats everywhere need to fucking grow a pair. The shit we’re fighting for benefits EVERYONE. Living wages. Medicare for all. Affordable (or preferably free) Higher Education. Criminal Justice reform. Fuck playing nice, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY let’s get this shit done

I didn’t necessarily want her to punch him in the face, but I absolutely want her to punch him in the face.

It’s the gif that keeps on giffing.

I’m just here to give my stars to whoever posts the Chopped gif.

Bow before the one true GIF

It was made to protect slave states, which sucked then, and suck now. Fuck them, fuck the senate, and fuck you.

so who was the real loser here?

Maybe now he’ll understand why South Dakota having the same amount of Senators as California is dumb. 

WILD SPECULATION:  After midterms (regardless of result), Trump fires Sessions, Trump nominates Lindsey Graham to replace Sessions, Haley fills Graham’s now vacant Senate seat (they’re both from SC), Ivanka named UN ambassador, I spontaneously combust.

Oh shit, he’s onto me!

Who do I root for? On one side, we have a nonverbal orange-haired monster, concocted by capital to appeal to and siphon money from unsophisticated rubes, who has irritatingly saturated social media and (perhaps due to forces somewhat beyond his control) politicized sports. The other is Gritty.