It’s obviously badly translated, but the manual says:

Been there. What you’ve got to do is flip it upside down, move it across the kitchen, flip it over again, and then restart it. If that doesn’t work, repeat the process until it does.

The mush that’s inside Aikman’s head thinks it’s a good call. 

and the fucking giants still can’t score 30 points!

Buddy, it’s the only reason to care about college football.

Brandon Ingram looks like the love child of Wiz Khalifa and Inspector Gadget.

It would lose Beto votes and gain Cruz votes.

This is different from the typical Chargers home game, in which Philip Rivers pipes in his wife without protection.

This is a white lashing to secure white greedy corruption with Christian authority for the next 40 years. Say goodbye to your rights in America if you’re a minority or a woman. Unless you vote Blue in November!!!

“I want it so bad,” he said, “I’m drinking as much of it as I can, and I’m having a blast.”

The Yankees have an enormous budget obviously, but Cashman really doesn’t get enough credit for finding guys like Voit or Didi. Its amazing any team is willing to trade with the Yankees.

But enough about the Brewers. 

As the Eagles fall, Gritty rises 

Why is Bernie Sanders the first Senator to ask for a perjury investigation? What the fuck is wrong with the Democratic leadership that they didn’t demand this immediately?

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

All is see when I look at Ingraham is a ghoul. One that feeds on human misery and regurgitates vile sound bites.

The origin of the helmet concept pictured:

Finally! People fired up about the green wave!

a bunch of children on hand at the Please Touch Museum