I hear Kaepernick is available

Good decision, Jimmy G!

I hope they kept the receipt...

Gronkowski even declined to return the Lions’ calls

“Why would any player still in their prime want to retire? Crazy talk!!!”

They wouldn’t let him have jersey number 69, so he refused to go.

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

I wonder if his brother will be charged. 

I know there are a lot of jokes to make about this story, but how terribly sad for his family and friends. What an awful way to go.

“Now wait a goddamn minute here...”

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

Donald Trump saying that “facts don’t matter” to Democrats is hilarious, though. I can only imagine his next tweet:

Can I hate an organization and its fans but like its current team? Asking for myself, not a friend.

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

What a shit show 2018 is, and I know the Browns winning one game isn’t much, but I dig it, and it made me happy, and that’s what we want from sports.

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

Nice story.

Max Domi’s dad must be so disappointed...

I bet sex in Buffalo only happens on folding tables.

Leader of men, assaulter of women.