They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

“If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

Was just thinking one day things like this could be cleared up!

Ed Orgeron, postgame

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I’ve seen better one handed grabs.

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

Nice to see a Harvard kid finally get a shot.

Manafort forfeited around $46 million. That should more than cover the Russia investigation which means Mueller is actually making us money while serving justice :)

Butter as sunscreen is never a good idea 

right - because young people never have accidents

The easiest way to help is to send thoughts and prayers.

The president’s legal team put out an initial statement that said: “the President did nothing wrong and Paul Manafort will tell the truth.” Minutes later, they put out a new statement that said simply: “the President did nothing wrong.

If there’s one guy you can trust, it’s the cocaine addict, accused of multiple sexual assaults, who stabbed a teammate in the neck.

Do you want Trumps in office? Because THAT’S how you get Trumps in office!

Good to see The View was so easily able to replace one idiotic reprehensible shitbag whose sole accomplishment in life is being born into political privilege, with another idiotic reprehensible shitbag, whose sole accomplishment in life is being born into political privilege, without missing a beat.

The offensive line statistically played worse than Peterman.

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