Just think about how much of an upgrade that is over Nathan Peterman!

You know who’s responsible for Norm McDonald getting bumped, don’t you?

Maybe it’s just because politics is a business to firms like Hilltop, and Ross was a paying customer.

Said no one to that man’s face

The two Secret Services guys in the cover photo appear to be thinking, “I can’t believe I might have to take a bullet for this asshole some day.”

I thought it was weird right after Lee’s pick-6 when Stafford ran over to the ref and started shouting, “I have a daughter!”

Jet fuel can’t melt wood. 

Cooter’s predictable offense

not the kind of article about destructive Jets I expected to see today, but cool nevertheless

Let’s check in on Matt Patricia making breakfast this morning:

Just keep your face out of the OL's ass, kid.

Come the fuck on.

Osaka who?

Silly goose! The Republicans don’t care about his daughters either. They just want to make sure that those girls can never get an abortion.

Sadly, if Walker and Cruz lose in November, the real losers will be their children who will have to see the shitbags they call “dad” on a much more frequent basis. 

This story is ubiquitous. The names change, the conferences change, but the story appears pretty much every day now.

This Peterman fellow is selling his merchandise online, you say?

"It was all done in a respectful way, nothing hurried."

Wow, all this time, I thought that she was a small-minded, pandering, over-religious politigrifter, playing on the insecurities and basest fears of the Truck Nutz Nation for her advantage.

Gives new meaning to the term "white on Rice."