The important thing is that everyone should be safe and that damage is held to a minimal.  Except Mar-a-Lago, then its just karma.

Mascot Tigers are begging for work since that incident with Tony the Tiger during the Little League World Series.

That dive reminded me of the time Carrot Tap slipped on the way to his prop box.

When discussing Cousins and Alabama, one has to be a little more specific.

Good to see she has been more successful than her father, that shitty Red Sox outfielder, Mike Greenwell.

This was the best chance to have a Jets vs Jets game played and as always, with no winners.

It is Central Pennsylvania, no one could supply these kids with some fake Amish beards?

Piston Hurricane is a major Cuban porn star and Pizza Pasts just celebrated his 20 year anniversary working as a bus boy at Olive Garden.

In fairness, if you can read that billboard, you don’t live in Alabama.

Could be worse, his son never killed anybody.

SOCCER

Every Knicks fan now knows that this decision will lead the Nets to win 3 NBA Titles.

Do you think yer better than me?

This gives me a good idea.  Please, pretty please could Jim Dolan buy the Mets, it would give New York the eternal dumpsterfire it deserves.

Look on the bright side....now the Sabres (along with Vancouver) now have the second longest Cup draught.

I’m sure an exemption on the bill has been made for former Republican senate candidates. 

Will this mean Tom Brady will be shot at a nightclub as well?

Counterpoint:  According to AC/DC...Hell Ain’t a Bad Place to Be.

Unpopular Opinion:  The best Curry is Chicken Tikki Masala.

“Suck it Trebek!!” - Sean Connery.