Do you find something comicable about my appearance when I’m driving my automobile?

Hampton is not exactly playing with the big boys, but you can say he’s playing the Kiwi League.

Whitley may be gone, but he was just a symptom of the anti-immigrant sentiment in Texas, leaving Abbott to replace him with someone just as willing to carry out such an agenda.

Sears is currently out on $25,000 bond and being held on house arrest.

It would be the end of an American tradition of giving the presidency to idiots who didn’t get the most votes in the first place.

Will there be any crayons that come with the coloring book?

I remember when the Blues changed their unis from a solid blue to a two-tone blue, columnist/garbage writer Phil Mushnick said that the change was to identify with a gangsta culture.  I don’t remember the Blues so much that Phil Mushnick is a fucking moron.

Lets La Paz for a moment of silence.

The Sharks are in a really bad hole here.  It’s going to take everything in the referee’s power to bail them out the next two games.

It is like states are children. And some children are competing to see who is the dumbest kid of them all. We’ve heard from Ohio, Georgia, and Alabama. Your move Mississippi!

Adam Gase, interim-GM of the New York Jets

....find the screwball in the first pic.

I’m sure The Boston Globe investigative team was redeployed to do 12 part mini-series on the time Kyrie Irving was caught jaywalking as an 8th Grader heading to school.

but the complaint said Dolan “works at MSG only part time.”

A bigger complaint is why are we talking about this when the election is more than 18 months away.  I don’t mind discussing the candidates that year, but why has shit been pushed back so far ahead.

I really was hoping the Capitals would eliminate Carolina, why?

The past couple of days have allowed us to celebrate the two things we love about Stanley Cup Hockey. Leafs Elimination Day and Caps Blow a Game 7 at Home Day.

Fake News!  There was much of a buzz about Anaheim.

“Amateurs!” - Islander fans.

Michigan State on Line One!