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Yet this game is the least foggiest of the Bears-Eagles playoff games.

Spurs fan left a low blow for Kawhi letting him that they left pile of money for him in the basement of the Alamo.

If you want Ivy League tuition with community college academics...you go to Boston University.

And they take this on a game where the Raiders actually won?!? I want to hear what Gruden has to say when the Raiders get blown out 35-3.

Jared is Really Struggling?  That could be a headline on Deadspin or Splinter.

I remember when the White Sox retired his number....BEFORE he finished his career.  How fucked was that?!?

The Boston Red Sox:  Everything was fine until they won the World Series.

Four Touchdowns!  Congratulations Derrick Henry, you’ve just had your Al Bundy moment.

Curt Schilling’s wet dream.

Your experience might differ from mine. - Monica Lewinsky

That’s not fair, it’s clear the guy with the hoodie was offsides.

It’s not cheating because there’s no rule against it from a guy going down. I don’t know if he was hurt or not. He might have been hurt. That’s fine. It is what it is. But like I said, just interesting timing for a guy to go down when it’s a close play.”

So Kareem Hunt will sign with Washington next year?

Too bad Kavanaugh’s 12-step plan involves a lot of traveling violations.

These puns are all making me Ron away.

From playoffs to two 3-7 playing each other, more like the Freefall Bowl.

Any idea of what crayon Trump used?

The holiday hat that is all the rage.

No James Dolan?  For Shame Deadspin!

Observers quickly pointed out that Fudge has a questionable record on LGBTQ issues—a position that would seemingly clash with the desire to lead the Democratic Party in 2018.