(Roy Moore patiently waits by the phone)

It’s the fascist tears that help seal in the juices of tasty victory.

Somebody forgot to put new batteries in the Orange Dictator again!

Last time I saw a prank regarding falcons, they were up 28-3.

This team is, on the whole, old, undertalented, and top-heavy capwise. Those problems are not immediately fixable. They are also very clearly not a coach’s fault.

Will Sean Hannity receive any sanction for lying to the public and for blatantly using his high-profile media platform to propagandize for the president of the United States? LOL.

My question why weren’t you guys at Splinter doing this in the first place?

If the Jets lose to Nathan Peterman next week, those knives will quickly turn to machine guns.

Since its a long shot that the Democrats will take the Senate.  The House however will mostly turn to the Democrats.  If you hear those election ads, you would think the GOP has turned Pelosi into a four-letter word.

You would think Ivanka would distance herself from an anti-abortion Christian Fascist, especially when her two brothers are perfect examples of what happens when an abortion is not peformed.

Hey Barry, pick six good things about Nathan Peterman.

This is the oldest roster in the league, and there’s no light at the end of the tunnel yet.

I would’ve expected Sonny Perdue to chicken out, on these topics.

Reasonable Conservative

Maybe, just maybe inside that caravan are some of Trump’s tax returns.

My halloween costume next year....

We can be more civil than this, we all deserve the right to vote as citizens of this great country.  As an American, I am embarassed to see how far torn apart we are, we have to come together and we all can find some common ground.

Just look at them celebrating, those dumb, stupid, ignorant racists doing what’s best for themselves, while everyone else around the country hates them.

500 Days of Blojovic?

I remember that time when the Penguins visited the White House.  In fairness, if there is anyone that knows how to deal with a cancer, it is Mario Lemieux.