Missing The Gaseous Weiner.

The was one magic baseball.

“Have Dana Rohrabacher spade and neutered” - Bob Barker

Or set them on fire and start running. I’d call it ‘The Nike Challenge’.

Meanwhile...Pence and his advisors just let Trump play with his big crayon.

There seems to be a lot of Nathan Peterman in Stafford tonight.

It’s a shame Christina & Brad broke up before we could call them “Apple-Pitt”.

It’s not “far-right” its fascism.

According to a Liberty University spokesman, Jesus had no comment regarding the concussion protocol.

Everyone should just follow Denver’s lead and just taking the air out of the building before letting everyone in.  Sure, everybody might die, but a win is a win.

Schnatter is really trying to stretch his 15 seconds of somebody else’s fame.

In a way it is one of life’s punishments.  You could easily go to the beach or go see a last place baseball team with no hope or future.

The Mets will be contracted once the last remaining Brooklyn Dodger fan passes.

It didn’t say Red Sox on it.

“Amateur!” - Jason Kidd

Cops then determined that France was operating the vehicle while under the influence, and proceeded to find oxycodone pills in his possession.

Witnesses of the speech refused to comment publicly but unidentified spectators said that Ray Lewis ‘killed it’ out there.

So if Urban Meyer is on paid Administrative Leave, at least we know he won’t be having a heart attack anytime soon.

But after the store closed the the customers are gone....think of the unlimited trips to the bathroom this guy could have.

Trent Dilfer is an expert at this, he taught the world that there is a possible link between winning a Super Bowl and a having a quarterback that sucks.