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You have a problem in society when the best player in baseball’s brand is smaller than some AA player in Binghamton, New York.

Are you Finnished?

Britain already has a recent history of dealing with Mad Cow Disease.

Louisville wants no longer wants a pizza of Papa John.

I guess you want her go look through things through another Lens.

Senator Palpatine found his Jar Jar.

However, the City of Boston also passed a resolution officially banning the letter on R on all city council legislation.

Next thing you know, he will be suggesting that people shoot cops.

Makes sense, Russia always had problems facing its checkered history.

Chuck: Nominate Merrick Garland for our country’s unity.

Venezuela also has oil. Are we sure Trump’s not dead and it really is Dick Cheney with an orange wig?!?

With this news, the cast of The Sandlot will finally have a reason to have a reunion party.

It sounds like ICE will some brand image edits.  So if you see an ICE agent in action, don’t forget to complement them on their new brown shirts.

Speaking of NHL Free Agency.....Fuck John Taveras!

At least Dan Gilbert has let it go.....with comic sans.

Good to see centrist Democrats are still using their ‘punt on third down’ strategy.

Makes sense, both nations with a chess/checkers history.

To one and to all if you are Knicks fan, this is Merry Chistmas, Happy New Year’s and Easter wrapped into one.

Josie scared off the Pussycats.