You know Trump’s serious when starts to replace the Keebler Elf with either Little Debbie, Famous Amos, or Mrs. Fields.

The Capitals have a 3 games to 1 lead in a series, what could possibly go wrong?!?

Are we sure the weight is not in kilograms?

No, but there might be a management position over at ICE.

Let’s not dispose too much hate on CVS, lets reflect upon their highly paid associates asking us I want to pay for additional candy bar for another 79 cents more.

Rich People or Reich People?

Only if the tin hat provided has the Presidential Seal.

Next week....how Twitter set up the ambien aided marriage of Bryan Colangelo and Roseanne Barr.

Dinesh D’Souza is getting a pardon? There must be an opening in the Cabinet coming soon.

Poor NC State, they can’t even dust off Jimmy V to show the last time they had any success in anything.

“hehehe it’s 69 hehehe” -Ron Gronkowski

Idea: Have Roseanne Barr sing the national anthem at a baseball game.

Princess ‘Murica

Meanwhile on SportsCenter its LeBron, Steph, Draymond, LeBron, Stephen A, Klay, LeBron, LeVar, and some guy we keep around wearing a mullet.

Rudy has never been the same since 1993, all that whining about making the football team.

Can I DVT the “Gossip Leakers” episode of The Presidential Apprentice?

Somewhere a hockey player in Quebec mutters....

BREAKING: Americans once again find out that the Democrats are really GOP-lite. Quickly forgets.

Watching the Washington Capitals lose the Stanley Cup Finals to an expansion will make this the most Washington Capitals season ever.

Just remember commenters, when you are referring to the crazy, delusional despot be specific as to which one.