In defense, the man needs to hunt for his dinner.

Just to show that SU is serious, the court demanded that 9 year old C.J. LaFrance help pay back the earnings by tutoring the basketball team.

Kareem’s act was so bad that it deserved its own skyhook.

Skipper will help the company, which produces subscription streaming services, “continue its impressive progress,” according to the press release announcing his hire. Perform Group CEO Simon Denyer said:

Why is Jeremy Roenick listening to a man with a white wig and blue mustache?

This is a very interesting way of Rudy Giuliani showing he didn’t want the job in the first place.

Caputo said he interviewed with Mueller’s team on Wednesday for three hours. “I would compare it to a proctology appointment with a very large-handed doctor,” Caputo said.

Ty Cobb has never been the same guy since leaving the Detroit Tigers for the Philadelphia Athletics in 1927.

I wished he slip in some poop and die, his own swan song.

While Russ Brandon chose to resign as President of the Buffalo Bills, it allowed him the opportunity to make a lateral move as President of Zubaz International.

Coming into this postseason Al Horford’s playoff reputation never really stood out.

The kid was unable to match that shot. It ended up being a long game of CRAZY HORSE

I believe losing their spirit animal Yu Darvish is to blame for the Dodgers recent woes.

It is important to know that you are just reading a sportish type blog, this isn’t Sports Illustrated or the Sporting News or Outside the Lines. Let us just be reasonable with this. By the way, fuck off.

This is coming from a man who believes his free throw shooting was ‘not half bad’

If this were true, wouldn’t the Panthers fire Ron Rivera and hire Rex Ryan.

“[Sean Hannity] has no knowledge whether these properties were involved in the fraud,” Hannity’s lawyer Christopher Reeves said

Is this what Derek Jeter has come to?!? Calling other mentally weak?!? Being disrespectful?!? I bet Jeffrey Maher is rolling along somebody’s couch.

Makes sense, a history of bad hair combovers and cheating on spouses. They are perfect together.

Your Move Mississippi!!!