All we have established this year is that you is not a golden receiver.

San Antonio Spurns?

The Republicans have been preaching inequality since the 1980's. Of course they have say shit like “but, but, her emails” because it sounds a lot nicer than “vote for us and you won’t survive to vote us out.”

“I love watching the Boston Marathon. Rosie Ruiz was such an inspiration to me.” - Bill Belichick

“Amateur!” - John McEnroe

Judgemental. Bigoted. Religious.

According to New York Post gossip columnist Cindy Adams, women are throwing themselves at the mere thought of Rudy Giuliani, a man who doesn’t know how to insert AirPods in his ears. Adams writes:

A spokeswoman for WITI’s parent organization, Tribune Broadcasting, told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel that the company was aware of the altercation and was investigating.

He can only go full Bo Jackson if wrecked his knee in Cincinnati. It could be either at the Reds or at the Bengals for all I care.

Kapler always had a phanatic eye on talent.

By this logic, if you want to be fed bullshit, you should get it from a paid bullshit talker.

I am sure this is the kind of creativity to allow the Titans to move up to 31st in NFL Apparel sales.

....but enough about Russians calling the shots in Washington.

That there was the face of Washington’s last pro sports championship

It is my understanding that Fultz got Knicked Up but like everyone else in the last 20 years they end up winning that battle.

“Yes, I’m taking notes.” - Bill Belichick

When asked for comment, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos offered thoughts and prayers to Brown University in light of these events.

I just read in the mail that I may owe Ed McMahon $10 Million

+1 corrupt Russian judge

However, authorities are still looking to question Steven Wright about setting fire to a candle store and then singing “Happy Birthday!”