You got to give credit to Auston, he is explosive!

That’s nothing! I already inbounded some nuggets after eating breakfast this morning.

In fact, life really hasn’t been the same for Bob Uecker since he hired that English butler back in the 80's.

Achilles will make his World Cup picks by choosing between two bowls of food marked with the flags of competing nations.

To prevent confusion, one should his last name spelled out Ahole.

For the State of West Virginia, this does count as business formal.

At 96 points, Winnipeg is third in the West, trailing the stacked Predators and just one behind Vegas, and then there’s a serious gap before you get to the fourth-place Sharks and Wild.

I need glasses, I mistaken this guy for a Minnesota High School Hockey Player.

Donald Trump actually announced his Final Four today. Nobody in his staff dared to tell him that Death, Famine, War, and Pestilence are not college basketball programs.

“Does this work with half-eaten Tide Pods?” - Area Teen.

What does this mean? Here’s what you really need to know: Kirk Cousins will definitely sign with a team in the NFL.

Meh, Next Sunday is the Division I Men’s Hockey Selection Show. There is no drama because the fans already have all shit figured out already.

I believe the horse’s name is “Game 7 loss at home”

Cooperstown on Line 1.

I expected this when he hired Jimmy McMillan as the team’s General Manager.

Random WWF reference.

I thought David Ortiz Drive was just a string of illegal juice bars.

“Amateur” -Brandon Marshall

Nothing to see here, I’m sure within a few days Tim Tebow will be throwing the ball twenty feet in front of the cutoff man in no time.

It just goes to show you that meth is one hell of drug.