If Collins was up for re-election next year, she would definitely vote no. However, she is not up until 2020. Thinking that most Mainers will forget any past crimes, she will vote on whatever tax bill the Turtle Boy wants.

The POS POTUS is working his Twitter pied piper again. His followers won’t remember the context, just the “lightweight” part.

Maybe this is a bizarro world remake of ‘Major League IV’ where the Miami team tries to lower attendance figures so they move to Cleveland.

There has to be a misunderstanding, LaVar Ball asked where he can be a Vilnius figure.

This might be a stretch, but you know who has been a successful quarterback, has a history of taking the Eagles to new heights, I’m sure he’s just sitting around doing nothing. I think its time to give Doug Flutie a call.

He is known to be a predator to junior.

Meanwhile in Alabama, a pedophile is going to be elected to the U.S. Senate tomorrow.

As a reminder, nobody knows more about brain injuries than the student body of Boston University.

Also in attendance, eight crazy Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.

This was just Sean Payton giving parenting advice to Adrian Peterson, for which he also forgot about.

Do they sell creme for that kind of butthurt in Tennessee?

I might have misheard, but somebody is up for ultraviolence?

Prediction: On New Years Eve, the Browns will allow Antonio Brown to score three touchdowns.

Congratulations to Jeremy Pruitt! It must always be nice to be somebody’s 26th choice for a job.

“amateur!” -Jimi Hendrix

Franken is going to address the Senate around noon, we shall see.

I would expect that immediately after Franken resigns that, Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton will appoint Lieutenant Governor Tina Lewis to the Senate.

As a reminder Chuck Schumer is bought and paid for by the Isreali lobby.

....Carlos Beltran? Caught Looking!

With that logic, Rain Man shows Hoffman’s respect for autism and scientology.