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The Steelers have a nasty habit of playing down to lesser competition on the road. They have some fun players but once I saw the MNF was at Cincinnati, I just turned on the NHL.

The new American uniform.

“Sorry kid, the money we had for your shots, had to go some rich guy’s tax cut, probably going to renovate his yacht. I have a CHIP for you, here’s a bag of Doritos.”

He’s definitely not going to Stanford.

Since I can’t have dairy, I find Wisconsin essentially useless.

I heard on the internet that USMNT will be participating in the World Cup NIT.

I’ve noticed a spike of Russian-bot “undocumented immigrant felon memes” from all of my drunken uncles on Facebook.

Maybe Mississippi would elect a pedophile over a liberal, if you think 25 states would do this, I want to have whatever you’re smoking.

I only see one Senate race that could go from red to blue. Democrats have no chance of winning the Senate next year.

Because it is fucking Alabama, they would elect a pedophile before a liberal.

Not saying the Senate will swing, the GOP will still have control there. Both parties are guilty of gerrymandering state district lines to the point where there are very few races in the House. Most big states do have a couple of competitive races.

Mid-term election historically hurt the party of the current president. I do see the Democrats taking over the House as a real possibility.

Election Day 2018 will the one of the few happy days next year.

Will Skipper give a three-hour tour of Bristol to all the laid off employees as a going away gift? A three-hour tour.

To be honest, I found this story to be very corny.

This statement is totally true, you must have celebrated your 16th Birthday recently.

...and we as a community will be deprived of a littany of Greg Schiano jokes, thanks a lot Tennessee!

If he breaks the law in New York, New York he will get sent to Sing Sing.

Somewhere in Alabama, one has to be the self-perceived dramatic decision of whether to vote for a pedophile who loves Jesus and Guns against (aghast!) a Democrat.

The NFL in the early 1990's was no different than the NFL in the 1960's. CBS had mostly NFC games, NBC had mostly AFC games. Folks didn’t really pay much attention to the NFL until Sunday. Monday Night Football usually had a good match.