Three years from now when Embiid is forced to retire and work at a grocery store.... “Trust the Produce”

I think this trio got very lucky here and President Xi was very understanding. However his sucessor President Xii would have thrown in jail for 20 years.

In fairness, Knick fans have been punked the whole time since Jim Dolan was been the owner.

Roy Moore is doubling down on the accusations of being a pedophile. He has already hired consultants from the Catholic Church and Penn State University to defend him.

I’d say career suicide. Oh wait, he already worked for the New York Post!

I believe Sisyphus was the reason why George Washington couldn’t get anyone pregnant.

I credit Sweden for not having Henrik Lundqvist as the goalie.

Mookie Betts’s Bald Spot?

“I was right! the Colts treat their quarterbacks like shit!”

Nike took swift action firing their jersey materials advisor. When asked, Hulk Hogan had no comment.

I remember my father telling me about those days, the hard work, and making the most out of a dollar. His fondest stories were those days where he could buy a beer for a dime. Actually those were his only fond stories about the old days.

I would expect that Ben McAdoo would make the jaw-dropping announcement of naming Geno Smith his starting quarterback.

It could be worse, Cam Newton could refer to his team as the “The Losertania”

I don’t now Tim. Do you think he has the guts to go for a repeat?

Sam Clovis is the right nominee for Secretary of Science Fiction.

What they don’t tell you about these supplements is that they don’t prevent cancer, or sunburns. However, do you learn through phyisology how to become a fancy dog.

The only acceptable General Lee is an orange 1969 Dodge Charger.

“assault on religious liberty.”

I thought John Kelly’s racist lie is that time he keeps saying he has that one black friend but can’t think of his name.

I checked into the basketball-reference website once before. I found it very boring for the first 46 minutes but slightly entertaining for the last two minutes.