Fox News: The World Standard in Fake News!

“amateur!” - anonymous Nascar driver.

I can safely say that Kevin Spacey was nowhere near when this happened.

Juju is a good pick up for the Steelers. I’m that they got the Schwinn over the Lions.

I sense a real life House of Cards reference here.

The letter, which was mailed by a group called Respect Washington

That game has made me age so badly, that everyone at work this morning asked me if I starting ‘No Shave November’ early.

“I’m sorry sir, this is NASCAR! The Buffalo Bills are not playing here tonight!”

30+ years ago this was the kind of stuff that shitcanned Howard Cosell and Jimmy “The Greek” Snyder. Considering our modern times and its Fox Sports, I’m sure Doug Gottlieb will get fired!!!

Hi Bob McNair! Welcome to Deadspin!

The Miami Dolphins: The team that kneels down for the whole 60 minutes!

Soviet spies actually believed LBJ was behind the killing. Imagine all of today’s children looking at this and thinking LeBron James killed JFK.

This was already answered in the 90's

It wasn’t the first time the ad was played. However when it was played an hour later, that’s when the uproar began.

“LET’S GET HAIRY TODAY, MR. LEY!”

The Trump Administration will expedite the process towards Martial Law while everyone is distracted by Trump performing the One Chip Challenge on Fox News.

Only the most observant of Yankee fans noticed that this was a cheap publicity stunt to have the battery of the 1981 World Series Champions throw out the first pitch.

After games as a punishment he’ll be running Lapps.

“Don’t raise the prices of Jellystone National Park! It would be a boo-boo.” -Yogi Bear

The I am Rubber and You are Glue moment of 2017.