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He’s literally using his wrestling gimmick as his logo and slogan. Just think what his logo would be like if he’d kept his old WWE gimmick, Dr. Isaac Yankem D.D.S.

Knowing how the NHL works, the Oilers will eventually move to Tennesse

It’s Always Shitty in Philadephia

10 Point Landing

+1 sexual assualt

Are you Syrious?

His neighborhood now gets the newspaper earlier so that he can get to the game on time.

The fan gave Boone Jenner a new take on “Eyes up here!”

I can imagine how ballistic the Kentucky fans are. Now I understand why there is more than one Kentucky resident choosing to go with the nuclear option.

I have a taped copy of that broadcast from that day, I remember just like it was yesterday. Mike and the Mad Dog were talking about these conspiracies.....But I fell asleep and spilled Diet Coke all over it.

Does Romo have a Hall of Fame case?

One of the advertising panels along the backstop, a white-backgrounded ad for an MLB app

Good to know he can say “Rest in Peace” to his career

Peggy Noonan, the best writer The Saturday Evening Post ever had.

According to the bill, only the mascot is allowed to show the only legal gun show inside the stadium.

In North Dakota, they only want boys named Sioux.

The Avalanche are so bad that they plan on returning them to Quebec City.

So the real punishment is having to play 147 games for the Mets this season?

I suddenly now feel the urge to watch 3 crappy NFL games and take a nap somewhere in the middle.

So “scheduling conflict” also means “ball is too big”