It is such a big deal that they have a holiday the day after Christmas devoted to boxing.

I knew something like this would happen. Sooner then later.

Justice has prevailed!

New Tradition: Netflix Thursdays

Welcome to the NFL, we will be seeing this a lot for a year or so.

Patriot fans are entertaining...when they lose.

Gronk: well its still big and I can still do stuff with it, what’s the problem

DeAndre Jordan still gets mad when people ask for free Gatorade.

A framed letter by me, reminding Warrior fans that prior to a couple of years ago, they were a shit franchise for decades.

Advisor: The President faithfully executes

Hillary Clinton is everything that is wrong with Washington.

Team Doctor: Gronk! How many fingers am I holding?

He’s having the time of his life, you know spending his week’s paycheck to get his beard colored.

I’m looking forward to the moment “Grab her by the p***y” replaces “In God We Trust” on all of our money.

Could be worse, in Massachusetts they legalized the Great Barrier Reefer

Goodell has twin daughters? Imagine the awkwardness in social settings when they tells their peers that they have been grounded for six games.

As a New York vote, I voted for Johnson. Both Hillary and Trump were toxic, but I knew Hillary would win New York by a comfortable margin. The idea is to get 5% for Johnson so that he would be on the ballot next election. If I lived two hours south in Pennsylvania, I would’ve held my nose and voted Hillary because…

Look on the bright side, you have four years of fodder to write.

Or the Sharks, or the Kings

Four years of